Sinkedin: Terms of Service (The "Rules of the Roast")

Last Updated: 6/30/2025 (Because things might get even weirder)

Welcome to Sinkedin ("us," "we," "the dumpster fire," or "Sinkedin.app")! This is where careers come to get a reality check, and epic fails get the spotlight they deserve. By accessing or using our magnificent platform of professional mishaps, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of these terms, then please, for the love of all that is holy, go back to LinkedIn.

1. Your Acceptance (Or, "You're Stuck With Us Now")

By creating an account or even just lurking, you're saying "Yes, I accept these beautifully crafted, not-at-all-serious terms." If you're using Sinkedin on behalf of an organization that also enjoys a good laugh at failure, they accept these terms too.

2. Content - Your Glorious Failures

You are responsible for the tales of woe, interview horror stories, and general career catastrophes you post ("User Content"). You own it. You live it. You (hopefully anonymously) share it.

• You grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to display your User Content on Sinkedin. Basically, so others can revel in your misery.
• Don't post illegal stuff. Don't post copyrighted stuff that ain't yours. Don't post your boss's home address (no matter how much they deserve it).
• We can remove content if it's truly vile, breaks laws, or just bores us. Our platform, our rules. Mostly, we're here for the laughs, not the lawsuits.

3. User Conduct (Or, "Don't Be a Total Jerk")

We're all here to bond over shared professional pain. Keep it that way.

• Roasting is encouraged. Genuine bullying, hate speech, doxxing, or spamming your crypto scam? Instant ban. You'll be sunk deeper than your career prospects.
• Impersonating someone to make them look bad is a dick move. Impersonating someone to make them look like they achieved something on LinkedIn is... well, also a dick move, but that's their problem, not ours.
• Anonymity is a privilege, not a shield for douchebaggery.

4. Account Termination (Or, "You're Fired!")

We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your account if you violate these terms, or if your continued presence just brings down the overall quality of our carefully curated chaos. You can also delete your account anytime you want to escape the void. No hard feelings (probably).

5. Disclaimers (Or, "We Promise Absolutely Nothing")

Sinkedin is provided "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" without any warranties, express or implied.

• We don't guarantee Sinkedin will help you get a job. It might do the opposite. Consider it exposure therapy.
• We don't guarantee the accuracy or hilarity of any user-generated content, though we have high hopes.
• This site is for entertainment. If you take career advice from anonymous roasts on the internet, that's on you, champ.

6. Limitation of Liability (Or, "Don't Sue Us, Bro")

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, Sinkedin shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of profits or revenues, whether incurred directly or indirectly, or any loss of data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses, resulting from your access to or use of or inability to access or use the service. In layman's terms: if using Sinkedin makes your life worse, we're sorry, but that's kind of the point, isn't it?

7. Changes to Terms (Or, "We Make the Rules Up As We Go")

We might change these terms from time to time. If we do, we'll try to let you know. Or not. Continued use after changes means you accept the new, probably even more ridiculous, terms.

**IMPORTANT REAL TALK DISCLAIMER:**

This document is a parody. It's designed to be funny and fit the theme of Sinkedin. It is NOT a legally binding Terms of Service agreement drafted by a lawyer. If you're running a real platform and need actual legal documents, please hire a qualified legal professional. Don't copy this and think you're covered. You're not. You'll get sued. And we'll probably post about it on Sinkedin.